How is this for a random topic: During my time on this planet as an adult, I have had the pleasant (and sometimes not-so-pleasant) experience of living with a couple of my girlfriends. As many of you know, I am making this move to New York City, but doing so without my girlfriend (she is too rooted at the moment to leave, so that is a situation which remains up in the air), but I am now realizing something…something that I am a bit confused about and, perhaps even ashamed to admit: as I am going through the process 
of deciding which of my things to keep or trash, I have come to realize something—I love women’s shoe boxes.
Now before you go judging me, let me point out that I have learned to live within the controlled-mess that women tend to call their room. And my girlfriend doesn’t stray too far from the norm. She doesn’t really keep all of her shoes in their boxes—there are shoes everywhere. But unlike many men, women don’t let empty boxes go to waste, especially shoe boxes! They put other stuff in them!
So, you see, I am going to miss out on a whole world of unintentional household storage options.
They provide perfect storage options for small- to medium-sized items and various household miscellanies! Not to mention, they also hold papers and documents just as well too. And it’s not like with those other boxes…these, you just have! Most of them are long, slender, totally stackable, and look cool together. And it’s not as if you went out shopping to get boxes, when you got them, they came with…SHOES! Even better! They even store other types of clothing too (yes, they are very versatile).
What about men’s shoes, don’t they come in boxes too, you ask? Sure men’s shoes come in boxes: big, bulky, and awkward boxes. Frankly, I wouldn’t use them to store my shoes in—and I don’t.
So now what? Do I have to go out and buy a bunch of plain boxes? Will it be the same? Will I end this pointless and embarrassing rant? I’m just not sure.
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Political Catchphrases Hurt America And Our National Dialogue
May 27, 2007 · Leave a Comment
I never want to hear the term “flip-flopper” again…not from Republicans, not from Democrats, and most certainly not from the Media.
It’s amazing how a politically-spun catchphrase such as flip-flopper can get co-opted by the media and the Politicoratti; given so much of a negative connotation that it can turn an educated, confident person into a long-winded, stammering fool—to the point where few politicians will openly admit to a change of position without justifications rooted in self-righteous and unnecessary half-truths.
There is no doubt that anyone who goes back and forth on an issue too readily is a probable cause for concern; however, the term is misused as a weapon against anyone who has the temerity to verbalize a change of opinion—and frankly, who hasn’t felt one way about something, and then upon learning more, refined their opinion on it?
It’s not just the use of the term flip-floppers that I never want to hear…it’s all the catchphrases which invariably reduce our national debate to a never-ending back-and-forth; appealing to the basest levels of our understanding and used as devices in absence of thoughtful counterpoints.
Politicians and the Media rely on focus group-tested chew-and-spew slogans and buzz-words, which are crafted to be sufficiently catchy and garner enough ratings to guarantee at least as many News-cycles necessary to cement the spin on our public consciousness.
With the kind of exposure an effective catchphrase can get (think: shock and awe, cut and run, stay the course, war on terror), it’s not unexpected that so many people would confuse exposure
for merit, popularity for truth. And if you are reluctant believe it, just perform a search on the internet to find out how many Americans still believe that the moon is (at least partially) made of cheese, and see how far this lack of common-sense can penetrate our beliefs if we’ve heard something often enough: it’s disturbing.
It is representative of a symptom which contributes to a greater disease, one that erodes the quality of our information and relies on the general absence of critical thinking. It is as if we have lost our ability to effectively evaluate and discuss issues with open minds. We spend so much time defending pre-conceived beliefs, even on the things we could certainly afford to learn more about, that we don’t hear what the other side has to say, often leaping into conversations with minds so firmly decided, that it is more of a battle of will, than a merited exchange of differing viewpoints.
It’s a fundamental breakdown in communication—in how we interact, evolve, and change. If we are unable to admit that the original position we took was based on an incomplete picture, even in the overwhelming presence of contrasting information, then we can never take measures to correct our path. Without an effective process of “viewing and reviewing” information and allowing reason to influence emotion, we cannot grow—individually or as a group.
I am not ashamed to admit that I am a proud flip-flopper: I have reconsidered many topics (such as affirmative action, illegal immigration, and the merits of polyester) and have better defined my position on these and other issues and, and in some cases, have come to feel that I was misguided in how I addressed them earlier in my life.
I am not always right and nor do I expect others to always be. The bottom line is that we are all human. That growth and change of opinion are part of the human condition and our ability to admit to being wrong and moving on, despite our initial differences, is part of what has defined our success as a species. At some point, we need to remember that admitting to an error doesn’t make us weak, it makes us human; that moving on gives us the opportunity to focus on what’s real, versus on what’s ego.
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